Your husband was passed out on the sofa. I have rules and I don’t mess with married women because I didn’t like having an angry husband after my ass like last time.
It was late we were both drunk and now we were the only ones left. You were making me so horny I was going to rub one out anyway so I asked if you wanted to join me.
I took my wireless karaoke microphone and set it up by the sofa and brought the speaker with me so we could hear him snoring.